FRESH MUFFINS

That is, if by "fresh" you mean, "freshly out of the bag by way of the vending machine where they had been sitting for who knows how long".

HER SPECIAL CALIBER

WTF?

RUSSIAN DANCER

It's also her wedding dress!

HOPPALA SLIPERING WOLF IN WOOD

Technically, this is the first photo in a series. Others in the series include "GRATULOR BUROWING CAT IN POND" and "RELOCY JUPING FISH IN FIELD".

GIRL WITH TEETH PROBLEM

For just $1 a day, you can help this poor child in...wait...CHICAGO?

DEAD DOG (click logo if this is something you actually want to see)

Seriously? WHY?

DEAD SEA DIRT

Tags include: beauty, swiming, star, fingers, eyes, and hot.

CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATORS

Better watch out, Horatio, looks like they will have a montage.

STEAMPUNK

I don't remember Jules Verne saying much about scary heads on pikes, and I'm pretty sure that Lord of the Flies is technically considered to be splatterpunk.

TO INFINITY

I always hated Zeno and his damn paradoxes.

YELLOW CANDY

No thanks, I prefer the sour green apple flavored maggots.

BUSINESSMAN AND SANTA

That's it, I'm converting to Judaism.

LEANING ON AN UPSIDE DOWN WORLD

It's a metaphor for global warming. Duh.

COMBINATION SPANNERS

Few people know that the combination spanners started the trend of flying in V formation.

CAT CIRCLE

Looks like someone needs to go to the vet.

BUM SLIDING

Ahh, everyone's favorite winter pastime, vertical bum sliding!

DUTCH GIRL

Oh man, someday I'll go to Amsterdam and see one of these in real life!

BUSINESSMAN ON HIS PHONE

Obviously he's talking to the customer service agent.

HANDSOME CHIROPRACTOR

Dude, you are not getting your hands anywhere near me.

CUSTOMER SERVICE AGENT

What kind of customer service are you providing?

FEMALE WITH A LAPTOP

This came up in a search for "business woman". I know this is how I go to work all the time.

RELAXED FISHERMAN

Because nothing says "relaxed" like a gigantic knot of rope and suspenders.

I'm just sad that there are only 14 pages of photos using this model.